View Pit Stop page for race #963 by basedbaba — Ghost race
View profile for basedBaba (basedbaba)
| Official speed | 79.25 wpm (53.15 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | October 6, 2025 5:23:42am UTC |
| Race Finish | October 6, 2025 5:24:35am UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 81.89 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |