Time-Saving Techy (keyyong)

Race #940

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Official speed 77.65 wpm (57.95 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 8, 2018 7:33:20pm UTC
Race Finish January 8, 2018 7:34:18pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. mrollie (76.50 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 95.77
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.