View Pit Stop page for race #9375 by eo_37 — Ghost race
Official speed | 78.78 wpm (53.47 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 28, 2023 4:52:42am UTC |
Race Finish | April 28, 2023 4:53:36am UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. malformant (77.81 wpm) 5. mustajabsony (40.80 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 81.41 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |