View Pit Stop page for race #931 by splixerr — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 80.95 wpm (52.03 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 13, 2026 7:37:35pm UTC |
| Race Finish | April 13, 2026 7:38:27pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. toronto_is_not_canada (103.15 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 83.65 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |