buttcheeks (shitguy2000)

Race #93

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Official speed 58.26 wpm (72.30 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 12, 2017 5:22:12pm UTC
Race Finish February 12, 2017 5:23:24pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.