brandon (laff)

Race #92

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Official speed 74.69 wpm (65.71 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 14, 2021 8:59:36pm UTC
Race Finish June 14, 2021 9:00:42pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 92.11
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.