Paul (spiceman33)

Race #9

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Official speed 85.39 wpm (56.77 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 22, 2020 4:56:20pm UTC
Race Finish August 22, 2020 4:57:17pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. allanafdn (101.45 wpm)
2. romans828 (99.18 wpm)
3. metalprogrammer (93.77 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 102.46
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...