View Pit Stop page for race #9 by bacon_samurai — Ghost race
View profile for Jason Borynski (bacon_samurai)
| Official speed | 79.71 wpm (52.84 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | March 14, 2024 4:25:44pm UTC |
| Race Finish | March 14, 2024 4:26:37pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (4 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. username6129 (101.08 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 82.36 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |