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Race #89937

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Official speed 82.43 wpm (44.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 11, 2016 10:25:04am UTC
Race Finish January 11, 2016 10:25:49am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. unisykolist (135.23 wpm)
2. mokori (129.99 wpm)
Accuracy 91.0%
Points 0.00
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