no one cares (speedyant)

Race #8912

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Official speed 107.30 wpm (39.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 21, 2018 7:43:45pm UTC
Race Finish March 21, 2018 7:44:25pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 3)
Opponents 1. chimchimchim (120.07 wpm)
2. whiskerine (111.50 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 110.87
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.