split ortholinear keyboard (tongkat)

Race #89

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Official speed 79.38 wpm (47.17 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 5, 2020 5:53:30am UTC
Race Finish November 5, 2020 5:54:18am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. trihedral (104.86 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 78.06
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.