Pluto (pluto_the_typer)

Race #880

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Official speed 54.14 wpm (86.00 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 19, 2022 4:23:13pm UTC
Race Finish February 19, 2022 4:24:39pm UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 66.77
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On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?