View Pit Stop page for race #876 by flextypist — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 77.45 wpm (58.10 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | April 2, 2020 6:14:21am UTC |
| Race Finish | April 2, 2020 6:15:19am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 95.53 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |