Tyler (muslim_platypus)

Race #871

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Official speed 78.43 wpm (62.58 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 8, 2019 3:04:36am UTC
Race Finish February 8, 2019 3:05:39am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. thomaspereira94 (66.67 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 96.72
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.