Kneena (hercule)

Race #8702

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Official speed 87.24 wpm (51.58 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 22, 2020 12:48:32pm UTC
Race Finish October 22, 2020 12:49:23pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 107.60
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.