Dr. Sector (sharkychompers)

Race #8600

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Official speed 89.83 wpm (81.22 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 19, 2023 4:04:27pm UTC
Race Finish August 19, 2023 4:05:48pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. gainz_machine (92.26 wpm)
3. chirag_2580 (86.94 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 151.21
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I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.