View Pit Stop page for race #857 by heisenb — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 59.73 wpm (82.17 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | September 11, 2023 2:19:05pm UTC |
| Race Finish | September 11, 2023 2:20:28pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 73.67 |
| Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |