View Pit Stop page for race #85 by zacti — Ghost race
| Official speed | 65.54 wpm (64.27 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | September 2, 2009 6:04:56pm UTC |
| Race Finish | September 2, 2009 6:06:00pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
| Opponents |
2. jaunty_jalopy (78.63 wpm) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |