Aaron (nightcreators)

Race #83

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Official speed 80.55 wpm (60.19 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 3, 2019 2:23:00am UTC
Race Finish March 3, 2019 2:24:00am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 5. spafa (73.60 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 96.66
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...