View Pit Stop page for race #83 by matfunke — Ghost race
Official speed | 96.39 wpm (43.70 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 23, 2020 7:53:12pm UTC |
Race Finish | April 23, 2020 7:53:55pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 107.63 |
Text | #3811330 (Length: 351 characters) Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed! |