View Pit Stop page for race #827 by ashleer — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 69.46 wpm (60.64 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 6, 2017 6:11:25pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 6, 2017 6:12:26pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
| Accuracy | 91.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |