Sebastien (monarchys)

Race #824

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Official speed 109.76 wpm (41.00 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 28, 2017 1:06:49pm UTC
Race Finish December 28, 2017 1:07:30pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. glaciernonquit (121.13 wpm)
2. p0sh (114.79 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 135.38
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.