James (womalish)

Race #82

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Official speed 76.03 wpm (64.55 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 25, 2017 1:33:45pm UTC
Race Finish August 25, 2017 1:34:49pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. steviebeans (89.38 wpm)
3. eyz11327 (77.80 wpm)
5. mnusrat (75.06 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 93.77
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.