Simon (ssnpower)

Race #82

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Official speed 64.98 wpm (74.61 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 27, 2017 8:21:08am UTC
Race Finish September 27, 2017 8:22:22am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 4. siddharthkurnal (61.60 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 77.98
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...