Joshua (justdatotherguy)

Race #807

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Official speed 64.40 wpm (107.33 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 11, 2020 11:19:22am UTC
Race Finish November 11, 2020 11:21:09am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. boopbeepboopboop (71.11 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 133.09
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I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.