Retarded (retardedretard)

Race #806

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Official speed 59.45 wpm (63.99 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 18, 2014 10:38:22am UTC
Race Finish September 18, 2014 10:39:26am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. zeroenergy65 (47.28 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.