Benjamin (poopbuttman42)

Race #8

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Official speed 82.64 wpm (44.72 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 28, 2020 6:46:14am UTC
Race Finish April 28, 2020 6:46:59am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 71.62
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And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable channels, the internet blogs, and the Hollywood celebritocracy, out there spewing "facts" like so many locusts descending on America's crop of ripe, tender values. And as any farmer or biblical scholar will tell you, locusts are damn hard to get rid of.