Alastair (brokenrules)

Race #8

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Official speed 75.64 wpm (64.89 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 28, 2020 10:35:26pm UTC
Race Finish September 28, 2020 10:36:30pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 2. sn4pn4p (84.50 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 93.29
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.