View Pit Stop page for race #79 by poolster — Ghost race
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Official speed | 62.72 wpm (67.16 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | June 19, 2018 12:34:48pm UTC |
Race Finish | June 19, 2018 12:35:55pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 64.81 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |