Oliver (olivertee)

Race #79

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Official speed 93.66 wpm (52.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 10, 2016 11:58:09pm UTC
Race Finish March 10, 2016 11:59:01pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.