Jakob (fartingalong)

Race #785

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Official speed 50.57 wpm (123.63 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 20, 2020 8:32:47am UTC
Race Finish January 20, 2020 8:34:50am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. orderadchaos (64.90 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 69.96
Text #3810033 (Length: 521 characters)

Hal, who's empty but not dumb, theorizes privately that what passes for hip cynical transcendence of sentiment is really some kind of fear of being really human, since to be really human (at least as he conceptualizes it) is probably to be unavoidably sentimental and naive and goo-prone and generally pathetic, is to be in some basic interior way forever infantile, some sort of not-quite-right-looking infant dragging itself anaclitically around the map, with big wet eyes and froggy-soft skin, huge skull, gooey drool.