View Pit Stop page for race #77 by spiral_ — Ghost race
View profile for James (spiral_)
Official speed | 116.44 wpm (36.17 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 27, 2014 4:00:35pm UTC |
Race Finish | November 27, 2014 4:01:11pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (1 of 1) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |