View Pit Stop page for race #77 by havokz — Ghost race
View profile for Hawke (havokz)
Official speed | 86.55 wpm (48.67 seconds elapsed during race) |
---|---|
Race Start | August 13, 2016 3:13:37pm UTC |
Race Finish | August 13, 2016 3:14:25pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
Opponents |
2. bbqhehe (105.97 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |