Ted (serial_rapist)

Race #769

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Official speed 60.03 wpm (87.76 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 5, 2018 12:19:51am UTC
Race Finish September 5, 2018 12:21:19am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. wildwhitenacho (92.15 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 87.05
Text #69 (Length: 434 characters)

Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find my favorite axe. Don't look so frightened, this is just a passing phase - one of my bad days. Would you like to watch TV? Or get between the sheets? Or contemplate the silent freeway? Would you like something to eat? Would you like to learn to fly? Would you like to see me try? Would you like to call the cops? Do you think it's time I stopped? Why are you running away...