View Pit Stop page for race #7568 by crimcrim — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 74.03 wpm (56.90 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 13, 2023 11:32:32pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 13, 2023 11:33:29pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. gravitydefyingapple (88.51 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 76.50 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |