Cletus (feedmedope)

Race #7519

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Official speed 94.08 wpm (56.76 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 29, 2019 8:50:01pm UTC
Race Finish December 29, 2019 8:50:58pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. bomnom (78.83 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 119.17
Text #4180574 (Length: 445 characters)

Life. You could say it started when I was a kid. Like most folks, I've always been different. But not like the others. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. Life! Adolescence was better: went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock.