Profit World Yet Forfeit Soul (tmtmaster4life)

Race #741

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Official speed 83.71 wpm (44.73 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 16, 2019 5:15:21am UTC
Race Finish February 16, 2019 5:16:05am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 3. evenless (75.45 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 82.31
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.