illiterate.. (degenfakeout)

Race #74

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Official speed 64.01 wpm (76.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 18, 2019 12:19:05pm UTC
Race Finish March 18, 2019 12:20:22pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 3. theslowesttypereva (66.70 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 78.94
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.