View Pit Stop page for race #739 by dsg16 — Ghost race
Official speed | 57.04 wpm (73.84 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | February 18, 2024 5:26:24pm UTC |
Race Finish | February 18, 2024 5:27:37pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. jackbau (65.09 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 58.94 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |