0x507FA88 (tt_richard)

Race #7354

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Official speed 109.84 wpm (40.97 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 2, 2019 5:07:43am UTC
Race Finish July 2, 2019 5:08:24am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. sanicdehedgehog (120.17 wpm)
2. miket349 (113.83 wpm)
4. thtguyovrthr (95.08 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 135.47
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.