View Pit Stop page for race #7215 by dirtysouth — Ghost race
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Official speed | 97.28 wpm (43.30 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 6, 2022 1:12:10pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 6, 2022 1:12:53pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 100.52 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |