View Pit Stop page for race #72 by just_aboringguy — Ghost race
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Official speed | 48.04 wpm (87.68 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 26, 2021 5:04:40am UTC |
Race Finish | January 26, 2021 5:06:08am UTC |
Outcome | No win (5 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. eliteneo (77.38 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 49.64 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |