Mickel (starlord322)

Race #705

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Official speed 73.16 wpm (66.27 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 19, 2018 1:53:05pm UTC
Race Finish June 19, 2018 1:54:11pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. stalker333 (80.52 wpm)
4. limeade11578 (68.70 wpm)
5. runemoose42 (63.05 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 87.79
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...