balloonfish5 (balloonfish5)

Race #7

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Official speed 45.37 wpm (88.60 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 24, 2020 1:37:30am UTC
Race Finish January 24, 2020 1:38:59am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. hiddensquid (75.95 wpm)
3. oweozz (50.47 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 46.88
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You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.