Glooberson (eifersucht)

Race #694

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Official speed 63.06 wpm (82.59 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 15, 2020 6:24:20pm UTC
Race Finish August 15, 2020 6:25:42pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. irrrlrvant (66.42 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 87.23
Text #3640484 (Length: 434 characters)

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!