alex (yoyyoyyoy)

Race #691

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Official speed 69.14 wpm (54.15 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 17, 2023 10:30:46pm UTC
Race Finish August 17, 2023 10:31:40pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. leviathan_307 (75.23 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 67.99
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.