Max (astounding_archer)

Race #686

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Official speed 83.40 wpm (44.89 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 29, 2018 12:43:22pm UTC
Race Finish August 29, 2018 12:44:07pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 2. zzztaco (86.69 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 82.01
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.