Dopaminex (keatonasmith)

Race #6805

View Pit Stop page for race #6805 by keatonasmithGhost race

View profile for Dopaminex (keatonasmith)

Official speed 148.55 wpm (30.29 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 28, 2019 9:12:43pm UTC
Race Finish December 28, 2019 9:13:14pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. feedmedope (108.50 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 183.21
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.