View Pit Stop page for race #68 by chickenhelmet — Ghost race
View profile for Ryan Smith (chickenhelmet)
| Official speed | 53.55 wpm (84.03 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | August 4, 2021 2:06:58pm UTC |
| Race Finish | August 4, 2021 2:08:22pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. gandsatik (77.53 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 66.04 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |