View Pit Stop page for race #6782 by v3spula — Ghost race
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Official speed | 90.24 wpm (46.68 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | February 2, 2024 4:20:54am UTC |
Race Finish | February 2, 2024 4:21:41am UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Opponents |
2. neutralgood (76.38 wpm) 3. oneguardsam (72.80 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 93.25 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |